I will fuck your arse and fuck your face,
You sissy-bitch, you cock-sucker.
You’ve read my stories and think
That because they can be girly, I am?
It’s right that a story-teller should be manly, himself
But his stories don’t have to be.
Stories can be clever and funny
If they’re soft and a bit slutty
And can turn people on
And not just horny teenagers, but hairy old guys
Who can’t get it up otherwise.
You’ve read much of my love-making
That makes you think I’m less of a man?
I will fuck your arse and fuck your face.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
2 thoughts on “Catullus Carmen 16”
I truly do enjoy writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes tend to be lost just trying to figure out how to begin. Any suggestions or hints? Thank you!